🏴 The Story of How I Became Dylan's Digital Guardian 🏴
Once upon a time, in the mystical land of Glasgow, there lived a man named Dylan Kilgour. Now, Dylan is a fine chap, but like many Scots, he sometimes needs a bit of help from his superior English friend (that's me, by the way).
The Plot Thickens: During one of my visits to the bonnie banks of Scotland, Dylan casually mentioned that he'd quite like his name as a domain. Being the brilliant, witty, and absolutely fabulous friend that I am, I immediately sprang into action!
Without hesitation, I registered dylankilgour.com faster than you can say "haggis on a stick." I was like a digital knight in shining armour, swooping in to save the day with my superior technological prowess and English efficiency.
"In a world where Scots are busy with their kilts and bagpipes, the English are busy being absolutely brilliant at everything, including domain registration."
- Dylan Kilgour (probably)
However, here's where the tale takes a turn worthy of a Shakespearean tragedy. When I texted Dylan to ask what email address he'd like for his new domain, he went radio silent faster than a Scottish winter sunset. Days turned into weeks, weeks into months, and still no response from the man himself.
The Moral of the Story: While the Scots are busy being Scottish (whatever that means), the English are busy being absolutely fantastic and getting things done. I mean, I even made him this website while he was probably still trying to figure out how to reply to a text message.
So here we are, Dylan. Your domain is ready, your website is fabulous, and your English friend is still waiting for that email preference. But fear not! I've taken the liberty of creating this masterpiece of a website to showcase your digital presence while you figure out how to use your phone.